In the Information Age, one would hope you don't need it spelled out, but I will anyway.
My name is Joshua Preston. This is a blog.
If you were looking for porn, drop me a line and I can recommend a few good sites that don't cost much. Unlike porn, this blog has writing. Like porn, this blog has pictures, but the nature of the pictures is usually different.
Now, the topics written about in this particular blog are pretty wide-ranging. I write about a lot of different things, usually in a way that I think is funny and/or interesting. You (the reader) get to decide if my writing really is funny and/or interesting. In accordance with your final judgement, you can choose to continue reading...or not.
Are we all on the same page here?
Your move, Poindexter.
I should also say, the website is designed and maintained by Kevin John Gomez. If you are into that kind of stuff, look at his website. He is a freelance web designer/developer and no slouch in the sack.